This was a very difficult shoot for me. First of all, I had to travel to the area near the Greyhound bus station in downtown Los Angeles. I found the perfect whino to pose as Bela Lugosi whom we all know is dead. After about an hour and a half of "Temple's Treatment", I think I produced a very convincing reproduction of the real thing. The only problem was that the homeless model (whose name was 'Smokey Joe', I learned later), kept trying to fondle my breasts. When the final photo was shot, I promised him that he would be able to play with my mammaries after the shoot. That was enough to get him to stand still for a few minutes. Instead of bosom play, I convinced Mr. Smokey that a big jug of Boone's Farm Wine would be more satisfying than Temple's tits. The results are amazing! My homage to Carol Boland was complete.