"Absolute" Hell!
A Southern Bell's Decline.

"Modesty is so complimentary to a Southern woman. Always make sure of you're surroundings!"  "A scratchy throat in the morning is always remedied with a jigger of good vodka!"  "A second jigger never hurt anyone. Better safe than sorry."  "Regis & Kathy Lee are SO funny!"

"I am WOMAN hear me roar!"  "I have always had a fascination with throwing Mardi Gras beads out of my pleasure palace window. The peasants love them!"  "Since I'm not allowed 'downstairs' anymore, I try to find creative ways to get excercise. Epileptic fits are very effective for weight loss!"  "The peasants love it when I use my whole body as a puppet and do my own special rendition of Proust's immortal 'In Search of Lost Time'".

"I've always had a soft spot for Absolute Vodka. Other vodkas just don't do the trick....and the headaches!"  "There is nothing like a choice of flavors when it comes to Vodka. Being served makes it even more special."  "At various times in my momentous (sometimes 'breezy') career, I have been asked to promote products that I use in real life daily. Such is this example taken on a fateful fantasy trip to Omsk, west-central Russia (Pop.1991 est. 1,166,800) near the Irtysh River at its junction with the Om."



"Having a little thirst quencher under the beautiful Lenin statue in Omsk, Russia."
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